I assume if there were a rogue mind control slug in my pack of veggies that the cooking process would neutralize it.

Regarding the gravity of the situation, I’m just not going to fuck up.

I hope they squeeze the butt and not the trigger.

Do you think people named Manuel avoid doing anything yearly else they earn the nickname Annual Manuel?

Now that KMNZ is dead, the only thing left to fawn over is an anime facsimile of myself 🙄 Reality is cringe btw.

Hmm… I want star pupils too!

THIS IS A VIDEO GAME REFERENCE. THIS DOES NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE. THIS IS NOT RELATED TO SUICIDE.

So is it solar eclipussy or solar eclipsussy?

So I was working on this one spanish verse for like… two months. Today I got it. 🎉

There are places where you can rent books for FREE. It’s crazy.

I wish you’d appreciate me for what I truly am: generic asian male #37

Sometimes my heartbeat plays triplets and I’m not for it.

The soup gives me power.

I’ve never done taxes in my life since it is all calculated automatically in my country. I am so jealous of Americans who get to use Intuit TurboTax!

Tell me how your average nerd is suppose to know to run PRAGMA table_info('TABLE_NAME') to get the table schema.

So deadly. So cute. So cat!

On the bright side, when you’re dead you get to be a 👻sp0o0o0oky👻 ghost!

You’re literally 🤓 rn.

Man, I’d make a great RAP GOD

Uggggh, life’s good. Good morning!

Me, reading a book about this.

So you’re telling me every 2d image is a 3d image consisting of X, Y, and color. 🙃

My standard operating procedures for mandarins produces penis shapes.

I can’t make any french sounds 😭

I made cheesecake and it’s so delicious…

Blender Noise Animation Modifier on 3s

1. Have your F-curve animation modifier
2. Select two keyframes to specify a range
3. Bake your animation
4. Select new keyframes, move timeline to first frame, scale by 3.
5. Disable F-curve modifiers (wrench in Graph Editor) or remove modifiers
6. Set interpolation mode to “Constant”

Example - 3s at 24fps:

Remember, everything I say and do is an attack on your character!

People are missing the biggest indicator of identifying an “alpha male”: which side of your face looks older?

*Assumes your country of residence*

I wish all artists would STAY IN THEIR LANE from the moment I found them. Although when I get bored you better innovate.

When your epiglottis fails, who do you turn to?

You all don’t know this yet, but you all love Nisbet.

Oh yeah, kung hei fa cai, or something like that.

What’s a man gotta do to get some chow fun around here.

I should add a /s to my email signature

inb4 Hi Back, I’m dad.

brb

To be clear, I’m special and different.

I miss the real music, you know?

The what the music, you know?

The 🤨🤢🫤 music, you know?

I did it! I did it! I got a dream where I lost some of my teeth!

And all it took was a persistent fear of long term consequences of keeping my achy wisdom teeth.

My friends don’t appreciate my food life hack 😠 So you get a pizza from the store, then you get ingredients for a salad: leaves, tomatoes, maybe some cucumbers or carrots. I’ve been liking cottage cheese and usually have some dried cranberries on hand. You probably already have ingredients for a vinegraitte; I’ve been doing a garlic-ginger-soysauce mustard variant!

Anyway, any time you want a slice of pizza you add in the ingredients for the salad. This makes the pizza - which lasts like 3 days tops - last a whole week!

How convenient. I was just thinking, “I haven’t drawn an anime girl in awhile”

go away stalker

Merry holidays!

meptl.com/stablediffusion

I wish my weeb shit would say sike.

I wouldn’t even be mad; It’d be kinda based.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭This always happens.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

❄️ Snooooow prettyyyy!! ❄️

Sometimes cool images pop up in my head that I like to sketch out. Other times it’s me enthusiastically holding a peach.

Why am I animating… this is outside of scope. Stoooop!

It’s just the perfect song for a little two step, you know?

I was pulling off a keycap on my keyboard and pulled some of the switch body with it. Which is weird because my switches are soldered directly to the pcb. My solder joints (despite recurrently failing) are still intact and the key 1111111111111111111 still works.

Although I’m 30% sure I can clone my voice and subsequently use TTS to say anything in any language.

Blender 4.0 compositing has glare!!!!

Gotta get my piece in before some young blood comes in and goes: “Oh yeah, I have Lita on my left cheek and Liz on my right”

@JeanValjean But have you considered atheism?

Do cold people think slower?

No! Noooo! I don’t wanna UV unwrap!

I hate that I think colon three is cute

Is it cheating to sing the low parts in the morning? Because right now I just can’t.

You can now retweet/hyperlink to my twits! Yes, I’m using unix timestamps as ids. Bite me.

In other cool website news, all media files are now lazy loaded on scroll! This twits page was getting too large 😅.

Audio lazy loading on play is in the backlog.

Today so scary 😨

Only smart people have enough capacity for introspection to be depressed.

Hey! We have fun here!

I’m pretty sure my favorite musical trope is: occasional vomit

Oh no… that reminds me of mohinga and that’s bad because it’s genocide.

So this is going to be embarassing.

I spent a decent amount of time learning the lyrics to ねむるまち which I was going to use as my japanese entry into “a song in every language”. I chose it because it was short, slow, and had a bunch of covers (by the tubers) - read as study material. But then I found a new song that I absolutely luv luv luv so I’m abandoning this one. This is a first complete pass with minimal post processing. It’s missing a lot of polishing that I’d do: sound balancing, pronunciation fixes, etc…

I’M NOT A WEEB. I’M JUST A NEET.

The RICE x MUNGBEAN collab is AMAZING

It’s hard to be sad when the funniest man is inside me.

I’m really bad at: landing on my feet

I’m really good at: landing on my toes 🤕

I wish ████ would release more CONTENT

Let’s have an unauthentic Vietnamese soup store that doubles as a tax advisor.

We’ll call it Faux Pho Fi.

And 🔄 so it came to pass 🕰️ that the Countess 👸, who once bathed 🛁 in the rejuvenating blood 🩸 of a hundred virgins 👰, was buried alive 🪦… And her castle 🏰 in which so many cruel deeds 😱 took place fell rapidly into ruin 🏚️. Rising 🌅 over the buried dungeons 🗝️ in that god-forsaken wilderness 🏞️, a solitary tower 🗼, like some monument to Evil 👿, is all that remains 🍂.

The Countess’ fortune 💎 was believed to be divided among the clergy 🕍, although some say that more remains unfound 🔍, still buried alongside the rotting skulls 💀 that bear mute witness 🙊 to the inhumanity of the human creature 🧟.

I LOVE CAT 🐈

paamayim nekudotayim

Woooow, that T-Mobile rep was soooooo fun!

Bro I just got scammed by this cult I’m in. I was just swiping my credit card around and then suddenly thought, “Wait how much is ¥6000?”

Anywho AYAYA.

Hair wet while I pirouette

You can now like my posts!

Why did I use serverless cockroachdb? Because that was the first guide that netlify gave me when I looked for ways to integrate databases into their service.

lmao not even chatgpt wants to write in nix

You ever hear yourself and think… “my laugh… it’s evolving…“?

Done! (but this one’s a secret)

😔

That lady just ate a pie slice in ONE FRAME.

I misread Lebanon as Lebron

Pretty cozy

The only difference between you and a pro CS:GO player is a high refresh rate monitor and a ballin’ GPU.

My peers keep drinking alcohol… so I guess I have to drink alcohol now…

Spinach so gooood

Reminding myself that there’s no mirror modifier whilst brushing my teeth

Forget love triangles; I want a love hypercube!

What about… sign language to speech program

Do I want to feel like milk or 🍵green tea🍵 milk?

DONE!

Literal kebab vibes bro

Snooow! ❄️❄️ (jam)

CPGGrey also works with a meandering list of songs on loop for 3 hours at a time! ❤️

Imagine I had obsessions with authoritarian dictators instead of various musicians

Waiting for my blender renders…

Just realized xo is a closed eyes kissy face

Checklist for when I’m the therapist:

• Ask the patient if they’ve considered learning the Fortnite dance

Just a little on the happy side 😊

When you crack a funny joke in sleep paralysis

I need some food before I become hungry.

Something from 4 months ago that may not see the light of day. 3 rotation layers.

🤔 The japanese word for deliciousness is “Ooo mommy”

I accidently pressed “Randomize Parameters” on an audio plugin and now my everything hurts. 😭

Github Copilot keeps adding “This is a bit of a hack, but it works” comments. I’m tired of the AI suggesting that my code is garbage.